January 2011
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Muse
Makes my day better.
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That awkward moment when...
you stumble upon someone’s super depressing “OHMYGOD WHY AM I SO FAT AND UGLY AND EVERYONE HATES ME” blog, and you’re currently binge eating chocolate and sour patch and happen to fucking love the way you look.
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You know what? How about you go stick your dick in a blender.
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SOTU
I fucking LOVE my president :)
“if i were him, i’d put a kenyan flag on my lapel. just to see what happens.”
– husband, on obama
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I’ve been awake for more hours than I had sleep, and it’s only 9am. Don’t get out of class today until 5pm. There is no god.
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Just ordered $10.00 worth of Taco Bell. Such a fattie.
“How do people, like, not curse? How is it possible? There are these gaps in...”
– A Long Way Down, Nick Hornby
Agree 100%.
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“Where did that body lying on a table in your laboratory come from?”
– Yes, where did that body come from?! (Anatomy lab manual)
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